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Anonymous asked:
Are you gonna come back??

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      well considering i literally just jumped ship on my ino blog i hardly think suddenly popping up again somewhere else would be appropriate

             but given that this blog has always been mostly crack-based and pretty much stress-free i’ll consider it

                    maybe

   you didn’t see me i’m not here

  #backflips out   #anonymous   #answered   
Anonymous asked:
Do you have any headcanons about Izumo's childhood? His parents?

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    i definitely do!! (thanks for asking i really need to develop izumo more oop)

    he grew up in a relatively normal family. he was an only kid, his dad worked as a medic, and his mom was a tokubetsu jonin. shortly after izumo graduated to chunin, his father passed away, and his mother retired to civilian life. izumo still keeps in touch with her. (he’s totally a momma’s boy lbr)

    izumo didn’t really have a lot of friends as a kid, but he didn’t really want any, so he was okay with it. it wasn’t until he met kotetsu that he really had a real friend. he was pretty average all around: he got good grades, listened to his parents, reached chunin on his second try. he was a good kid.

  #also small izumo is my favorite thing in the whole world   #headcanons   #anonymous   #answered   
[txt]: hey nerd

     [ txt ] what
     [ txt ] that’s not a nice way to say hi to someone 「(゚ペ)

  #rude obito   #very rude   #eyedrxps   #answered   
"Hey, you and Kotetsu are important gatekeepers," he replied, scrunching his nose. "We should take a break."

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    “Yeah,” he answered absently, shuffling the fallen papers back into a neat pile. With a groan, he settled back into his chair, huffing out a sigh. “A break sounds nice. I do have a deadline to meet, though.”

  #irukas   #answered   
[throws himself on him.] "God, I hate paperwork."

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    And there goes the stack of resignation forms he’d been working on. “–you know, I’m starting to think chunin is just a fancy term for paperwork slave.” Izumo sighed, dropping his pen onto his friend’s face in retaliation.

  #irukas   #answered   
He's been a shit boyfriend lately and he's sorry. Here, have a spice garden he spent way too much time on just for you; it's hanging by the sink just outside the windowsill where he knows Izumo will see it. There's mostly basil in it because it's the only thing he didn't kill with his lack of a green thumb, but it's the thought that counts, right?

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    With the dishes already away, Izumo almost walks right past the sink. But a flash of green catches his eye, and he backpedals, backpedals, brows lifting in near-shock as he takes the newest addition into count. A smile finds its way onto his face, and he reaches out, fingertips brushing the glossy surface of the fragrant leaves. 

    And, well, it makes his heart swell with affection– not only from the sweetness of the gesture, but the simple fact that Kotetsu had remembered his passing fancy. Basil. That’s adorable. 

               “–Kotetsu,” he calls, dark gaze momentarily leaving the bright splotches of green. “I’m really impressed you managed to not kill the basil.”

  #ur tha best boyfriend   #let me give u smooches   #kotetsuhaga   #answered   
i will fight that weird looking guy with the bandage on his nose

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    please don’t beat up my boyfriend he might cry

  #jibakubunshin   #hes a sensitive man   #jibaku bunshin   #answered   
i love you, izumo

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  #bye   #jibaku bunshin   #answered   
Izumo went out of his way to save his bf who was getting shit punched by a fucking bird why do ppl think izumo is a bottom
  #an excellent point   #nurato   #answered   
Wraps arms around from behind, burying his face into his partner's neck, "I missed you."

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    Pauses, before a smile spreads across his face, head turning partly to the side. “Hey.” he greets, sounding just a touch breathless. “Missed you too.”

  #blows kisses at   #kotetsuhaga   #answered