iruka, from across the village: “ARE WE POISONING HIM?”

we’re poisoning him and the poison is my love

izumo will tolerate it, because he’s a little tipsy, too. “hey– yeah, yeah, of course! ‘re our friend, we weren’t gonna– leave you alone on your birthday.” he brightens, then, with a spark of realization, “hey, you forgot to open the present we got you!”
GET A ROOM.

don’t be jealous, ru-ru.

alright, aruba.
you know we’re here for you if you want to talk about your feelings, right? it’s the least we can do.
DON’T YOU FU–*dolphin noise*–ING DARE YAMATO MADE THAT FOR ME WITH HIS BARE HANDS IT IS SACRED

sounds like a whole lot of not my problem


claps him on the shoulder.
‘ we did it two more times, too. ‘